QUASAR HUMOUR

• [ NEW ] 'Crazy Quasar's used car dealership
• [ NEW ] Cartoon of gravitational lensing scenario.
• [ NEW ] Where the #?$# did it all come from ?
• [ NEW ] Spherical accretion of theoretical astrophysicists onto fashionable new idea.
• The heroic battles of the Laser Star Wars
• The true reason why lasers were discovered on mars.
• Spock from Star-Trek analyses quasar motions
• Geordi from Star-Trek observes quasar spectra
• Epic journey of the Laser Star Galactica
• Quasar exceeds the speed limit :
  • Humorous News-Flash about quasars exceeding the speed of light and how this gets them into trouble with local Einsteinian space-time police patrols.
• The return of the prodigal 'sun' :
  • Take off on the biblical metaphor about one of two sons returning home after having squandered his inheritance. The quasar plays the role of the prodigal son returning home to the galaxy after spending several decades away in deep extragalactic space.
• Two quasars return home :
  • Another newswire press-release about a pair of quasar fed-up with the cosmological scenario who return home to their birthplace in the galaxy.
• The incredible shrinking Smurf.
• Gallileo's - The Restaurant where astronomical heretics meets

OTHER SCIENTIFIC HUMOUR

• In space molecules don't have sunglasses !
• Humorous quotations.
• Wacky scientific glossary.
• World's most deadly equation (or the perils of interdimensional travel)
• Cartoon Laws of Physics
• Best of SCIENCE JOKES ARCHIVE

OTHER

• Computer Humour : You will be assimilated !

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