	Contrary to current popular opinion, an advanced degree in Astronomy/Astrophysics need not be a drawback in locating gainful employment in this decade, provided the holder is willing to look beyond the closed doors of teaching and research and to consider other, related fields of endeavor. (to be continued)

Merchandising

"Cwazy" Quasar's

Burst out in a Nova ! (recurrent payments)
This Mercury is HOT ! Red shift, black body and a perfect radiator
Bumpy ride ? Suspension shot ? Ask to see the Russ L. Hirt's spring diagram.
Observe this Comet ! No Dust ! And it is full of gas !
Look at the bright lines of this Toyota Corona - Plus ! Type IV radio.
Got a Paschen for a new car, but short of Pfunds ? - Lime and Balmer, inc. will finance any income Brackett.
Trade in your old Bihertz or Trihertz on a new Honda Motorhertz !
See out NEW general catalog of Galaxies
FUN ! Get off the main sequence in this White (Dwarf) VW !
No nebulous claims
Sidereal time payments

Taken from the March-April 1980 issue of Mercury Magazine vol. 46