Quasars have been enticed out of our galaxy by the alluring dream of the secret of creation, the birth of the universe, unfortunately there are no shortcuts in this quest. The 'astrology' of the big-bang is a new age religion with many loyal believers, however it is merely a quick thrill which through lack of predictive power leaves the quasars feeling 'hungry' inside, desperately searching for their next fix. Like burnt out rock stars, the quasars have been 'on the road' for too long, their cosmological 'junk food' diet has made them weak and anemic.
This can easily be remedied with a hardy home cooked meal :
It is time for the exile to end, time for these outcasts to sober up, swallow their pride and return to their galactic hometown to enjoy the privileges previously accorded to them when they were still considered stars. There is no shame in admitting that they had ventured beyond the bounds of decent behavior and have spent all of their respectability on the fanciful and ephemeral pleasures of abstract theoretical cosmology. Quasars, will always be welcome home in the warm cocoon of our galaxy from whence they were born. Time for quasars to end their restless daydream; time to wake up with a nice hot cup of plasma physics.
Quasars are, and have always been, stellar objects. As stars, give them the respect they deserve and help them rehabilitate on their long journey back towards respectability. And if cosmological temptation rears its ugly head again :