PUBLIC APOLOGY
Please accept our sincerest apologies for having offended your sensibilities.
As compensation for your grief, please accept this complimentary sample of
super-chromatic peril-sensitive sunglasses. They afford the user absolute
peace of mind; for at the slightest hint of danger, they turn completely black,
hence preventing the wearer from seeing anything that might alarm him :
![[ Sunglasses Icon ]](sunglasses.gif)
Click here to try them on ! Go ahead !
Sunglasses courtesy of
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.