Humoristic Glossary
A dictionary of wacky scientific terms, from OMNI's competition p. 140
- Quan-tums - The ultimate relief for unstable digestive states.
Don Novotny, Riverside Ill.
- Plutonium Blonde - Radiant new hair color.
Coral Letnes, Seattle Wash
- Chernobills - Glow in the dark currency.
Michel Talbot, Ottawa, Canada
- Queasar - Space sickness pills.
D.C. Poole, Sunrise, Fla.
- Gany Meade - A fine Pilsner beer chilled in liquid methane.
Stan Friedman, Summerfield, N.C.
- Mc Squares - The breakfast snack that equals energy.
Bruce Britton, New York, N.Y.
(re-printed by permission of OMNI magazine)
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