HUMOUR !

Chief Engineer of the Enterprise inspects Quasar Spectra

My visor is picking up a wide range of electromagnetic radiation : x-ray bursts, infrared, radio emission, you name it ! But the most puzzling is the optical emission lines produced by amplified spontaneous emission from a plasma with an inverted population.

Captain ! This baby is lasing !

Star-Trek computer panel courtesy of Paramount Pictures
Geordi's caricature courtesy Globe Communications ('Cracked Magazine')

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